Hobbies -- I happen to have recent receipts on my desk. I am into bedding, 12oz bags of ground coffee, fish oil, getting new zippers tailored, oh hey another bag of coffee, and frozen haddock. I am confident your list looks similar.

Bragging -- I am being asked to brag by this web service. My teeth are relatively straight.

Last thing I read -- The back of a mayonnaise bottle.

Perfect evening -- I couldn't think of one in time so I googled 'most common perfect evening date', result as follows: (Women's Health) "This date is a combination of scouting out an organic farm and spending an evening at the stove, so it's best saved for a lazy Saturday when you might otherwise be, you know, working your way through a crossword puzzle in the park." Sure. That then.

A spleen donor.

Or we can chat.